Introducing Delphi++

[corneliusdavid 240]

After much contemplation (and asking Claude AI for advice), I'm proposing a new programming language with roots in Delphi (thus the name) but with some interesting and revolutionary ideas that will take into account concepts never before attempted in software development. Some of these ideas include syntax checking that changes based on the time of day, optimization that improves when builds are automated, and crypto-mining to lessen the cost of the IDE. Some will argue that that reporting compilation errors to social media could hurt the reputation of some programmers but I think it will incentivize them to become better (or at least more careful) programmers.

 

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[Attila Kovacs 648]

April april

[Die Holländer 82]

I like this one very much : All comments must be written in haiku format